Does it work

[Diamond Dave]

Did the jockey on the 2nd placed horse hold his horse back.......you can keep your millions Muzza if I'm right
I'd settle for a luxury Antipodean cruise where I can stop off and say hi

[Diamond Dave]

Come on then cobber, nobody seen it so tell us what you seen.....

[Diamond Dave]

Ahh well, looks like a rowing boat up the Thames for me then Murray.
That's all very technical stuff that only a jockey would know so I think yer million was safe