Christmas Joke (( Dirty Johnny))

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November 25th, 2017, 8:31 pm

Dirty Johnny climbs onto Santa's lap at the department store. Santa says, "I'll bet I know what you want for Christmas." And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells, "T-O-Y-S." The little boy answers, "No, I have enough toys." Santa tries again, tapping Johnny's nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y." Again, Johnny says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. Johnny replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y. And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"🌲
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November 25th, 2017, 8:39 pm

Very funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
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November 25th, 2017, 8:42 pm

brill :lol: :lol:
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November 25th, 2017, 8:44 pm

:lol: :lol: Cracker
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November 25th, 2017, 8:52 pm

Very good :lol: :lol:
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November 26th, 2017, 2:07 pm

:lol: :lol:
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