Who Wears the Pants

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PVDMR
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July 30th, 2017, 11:12 am

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother,and said, 'Here - try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

'Ever since that night we never had any problems.' 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on.' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.' Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here-you try on mine.' He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants.' Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will.'
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PVDMR
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July 30th, 2017, 11:24 am

Sydney was giving a lecture on :involuntary muscle contraction: to the first year medical students.
This was not an exciting subject, so the professor decided to lighten up the mood.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked "do you know what your a---hole is doing whilst you are having an orgasm ?" She replied, "probably golfing with his mates"
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July 30th, 2017, 2:09 pm

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July 30th, 2017, 5:02 pm

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July 30th, 2017, 5:50 pm

Brilliant, they made me chuckle :lol: :lol:
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July 30th, 2017, 8:57 pm

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